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All articles in category: "Music - Live off the floor"
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Xposure 2012 meet Dixon Cider! …again.
So I just did a bad thing…
I entered a local radio stations (X92.9) contest http://www.x929.ca/shows/xposure/?page_id=1297
The Band is called Dixon Cider
the songs are…
Jesus… you got a nice pussy. See this post Jammin’ wit Jebus Pussy – Not safe for Work or Christians
45 Min Shit Bomb. See this post More stupid jamz…
Cookies and Milk. see this post A Friday treat – Cookies & Milk (Lyrics are NSFW… or anyone)
We’ve entered before with 3 other songs… but we didn’t win
MAYBE THIS YEAR!?
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Music live off the floor – Sean calls it “Ballsonmychin”
As always this is just spur of the moment crap that falls out. This one feels to me like the love child of Les Claypool & Hunter S. Thompson broke into the room and grabbed the mic…
BALLS ON MY CHIN!
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Jammin’ wit Jebus Pussy – Not safe for Work or Christians
So here’s the set up…
About a year ago now, we busted out into this little jam and for some reason it instantly made made me think of this scene from the original “Predator”.
“Billy! I went down on my girlfriend the other day. I said jesus you’ve got a big pussy, jesus you’ve got a big pussy. She said, why did you say it twice? I said i didn’t. Get it? ‘Coz of the echo!”
And from there the whole premise goes a little sideways… Sit back and enjoy the dulcet live off the floor unrehearsed improve stupidity that is, JESUS YOU’VE GOT A NICE PUSSY!
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HOT NEW JAMZ! – Live off the floor
So last night dans la “Jam room”. Our Drummer was having a beer and got to the last 2.54cm (1″) and abruptly spit his mouth full back into the bottle!
“WTF” we all said as he writhed in disgust.
As it turns out he felt a rather large floaty in his mouth that came from the beer. On close inspection it was hard to tell what the fuck it was. But our top experts decided that it was either…
A) A food chunky of unknown type that lived in the beer.
B) A beer soaked grain of rice.
C) A maggot of some description
D) A yeasty based nugget of gross
E) Something Poo based
Attached is our musical discussion in the aftermath of the event.
Ps. Life is a musical.
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Music – Live off the floor – Ain’t No Love Fo a Hustla
So lets set the scene… It was a Saturday night drunken jam. Some one drunkenly yells “LETS MAKE A RAP!”
Ya it’s horrible we know! But if the night taught us anything (besides not to make drunk raps), it’s that “nothing rhymes with jersey” but.. “everything rhymes with YO”
Thanks to our friend/musician Jay for coming down for a night of stupidity. Check out his projects… Mallard - The Colin Decker Free Fall – Voila – Belvedere - Reunion tour 2012
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Another “Live off the floor” jam, that’s not suitable for childre… ANYONE!
Tim just started going off, and we all followed…
I present to you all “A Colorful Spray”
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You will be offended if you listen to this… or you may snicker
So let me set the scene;
The boys and I are in the jam room last night and things went a little sideways as they often do. The word “Aspergers” (Ass Burgers), came up and we all jumped on the band wagon. Then I had a moment of clarity and asked if any of us knew what the hell it actually was beyond the typical “it’s some kind of syndrome”. So I hit the Googles on the ol’ iPhone and wiki told me.
I began to read, it was noisy so I needed to yell a little to be heard clearly… and the boys began to play.
And now, like it or hate it I present the Jam we’ve called “Spectrum Disorder”
PS: I recommend head phones, due to some funky panning effects added by Sean (the drummer)
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More stupid jamz…
Here’s one where our bass player ran out to grab a can of beer quickly… we thought he’d gone for a poop so we played him a pooping song. He came back in the room in short order, with our singer Tim reciting what he thought Rob (our Bass player) was experiencing…
I give you… 45 Minute Shit Bomb (actually it’s only 2:30 mins but what ever, you’ll find it below)
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A Friday treat – Cookies & Milk (Lyrics are NSFW… or anyone)
Here’s the deal kids.
As some of you know i am in a Calgary based band called Genius Boots. Our jam space is custom built by us and is all hooked up to record our jams to aid in our practice and catch new song ideas for development ect ect ect.
Every now and then for fun we bust out with a totally off the cuff unrehearsed jam. Some are total shit that fall apart, some are gold… and some some are just the most ridiculous things you will ever hear.
