Hi Kids! It’s your old pal Kelly. Have you ever been sitting around on a dull Tuesday night with no where to go and no one to do? I know I have. So here’s a game that you can play alone, with a local hobo, or with your friends (it’s better with friends).

All you need is…

1. Your Mom and Dads permission.

2. A good supply of your favorite alcoholic beverage

3. A Nicolas Cage movie. Face Off, Wind Talker, Ghost Rider, Valley Girl, The Rock, the dudes been in like 50 billion flicks so it should be easy to get one.

4. A pen and paper

The game is easy!

Before you start the movie, if you’re with friends, go around to each person and have them “make a rule” about the movie. Now a “rule” will be something that will occur in the movie. Typically you’ll want them to be “Nic-centric” but they don’t necessarily need to be.

For example: “every time Nic makes that face. Every one has to drink” You know the face the paten pending mixed look of confusion, understanding, anti-sexy & constipation that only Nic can deliver…

The Nic "LOOK"

The Nic Look is often followed by the phrase “so what yer sayin’ is”, ”so what yer tellin’ me is”, or something to that effect.

If that rule is a little to abstract for your tastes you might like something to the effect of…

“Every time Nic moves in slow motion everyone drinks for the duration of the slow-mo scene”. Though this rule may end up killing you during movies such as Wind Talkers and the John Woo “classic” Face Off.

Once every one has made a rule, or 2 depending on the number of participants, Hit play on the movie and let the orgy of wackiness unfold.

Remember open mockery of the film is expected and encouraged. Spontaneous drinking for a good lampoon is also encouraged.

Remember just be creative and have fun!

If you’re playing the game alone or with your cat, well just drink at will and keep your hands out of your pants!

Stay Macho,
With Love and Flowers
Androgynous Kelly

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