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Hi kids, Kelly here.
So I saw “Battle: Los Angeles” on the weekend.
Yes, I know “that’s amazing”, I go to movies too.
O.K. in short it sucked. But I’m not here to rant on about it or spoil it for you. I just have to say this one thing out loud too see if it sounds as preposterous here as it does in my head.
Afghanistan conflict – Duration: 10+ years
Vietnam War- Duration: 10+ years
WWII – Duration: 6+ years
WWI – Duration: 4+ yearsFull scale global, surprise alien invasion, by technologically superior species – Duration: 1 Day – !WE WIN, not the aliens! O.K. maybe it goes on for 1 month max if you play out the unseen aftermath, based on the movies own logic/timeline
!Seriously a group of 1 million Hyper intelligent goats with the IQ’s of pre-schoolers armed with origami throwing stars would put up a better fight!
!In summation, ENVELOPE you “Battle: Los Angeles”!
!Stay macho kids!
With love and flowers
Androgynous Kelly
